Top Ten Rock Bands

The 10 best rock bands ever
A purely subjective list of the groups that changed music forever

source: MSNBC

Aside: The council of the Orcs at Mordor would have let it pass but the operative phrase was 'rock bands'. With due permission from my dark lord Sauron, I decided to spew some caustic revelations.

1. The Beatles

{ uummm. . . well . . . okie accepted }

2. The Rolling Stones

{ havent heard and followed band history comprehensively so ... accepted }

3. U2

{ Bono Vox! you sure have found what you were loooking for. If you ask me though, i would rate you and your german submariners certainly beyond rank 20 }

4. The Grateful Dead

{ Sorry late Jerry! your band name scores no brownie points with me. somewhere in the twenties. }

5. Velvet Underground

{ Havent heard any track .. so no comments :-( }

6. Led Zeppelin

{ Absolutely ! ! wouldnt be disappointed if Page/Plant/Bonham/Jones actually move up a few ranks }

7. Ramones

{ Abbe chal hata saawan ki ghata. For the benefit of those who dont relish bollywood lingua franca, this is outrageous. If the compilers of this list take offence may i request them to further humble their misplaced music tastes by asking them to rest their eyes on my profile pic }

8. Pink Floyd

{ Eighth ??? I mean seriously, on behalf of the million Floydians across the globe this qualifies as blasphemy. I and my Dark Lord are of the opinion that PF should never appear in a top ten at all. They are beyond comparision. }

9. Bob Marley and the Waliers

{ Rock bands ?? gimme a break. The Rastafarian doyen deserves to be in the top ten influential music but not under this particular taxonomy }

10. Sly and the Family Stone

{ Ooaauuk .. Bluurrpp .. ooaauk, someone plss gimme an anti-emetic .. I feel SICK. My Dark Lord( who has taken it better than me ) reasons that human being often indulge in something called as bribing. Wow! even me and my damned Orc brethren can form a band and feature in the top ten }